Twix tells you to cheat & I love boobies.

28 09 2010

Yes, your favorite (or least favorite) candy bar company is encouraging men to take a bite of their candy bar in hopes of creating a legitament excuse for their absence or call log  that their wives are suspicious of. This morning, I was doing my make-up, watching Married with Children, and enjoying the deep philosophy of Al Bundy when I saw a commercial that sort of bothered me.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the commercial on Youtube. It goes a little something like this::Wife asks husband who “Kathy” is and why she is calling and saying she needs him. Husband takes bite out of Twix bar and with a very guilty mug, explains that Kathy is his boss and needs him to come in early to play catch-up. I think I got it.

What has our society come to?! Advertising your product by encouraging men to do what many of them want to, all ready have, or been thinking about doing. It isn’t just this specific commercial. There are quite a few I have deemed distasteful for myself. Most of them are geared toward men, surprise surprise.

Do you love boobies? Of all shapes and sizes? That’s great. A new way of raising money for breast cancer are these bands that are supposed to have meaning behind them. I think they have lost just that. Before the “Save the Tatas” campaign, most of what people had for breast cancer awareness was pink ribbons, pink bracelets, pink anything. Now their marketing techniques have changed quite a bit. They’re going after the younger crowd by using the mottos “i love boobies”. It’s great that they’re raising money for breast cancer, but is that the reason people are buying them? I really just need to leave my preconceived notions at the door, but when I see a sixteen year-old boy with one of those bracelets on, I automatically assume he’d rather be motor-boating boobies versus saving them. That’s just my opinion.

Breast cancer awareness is very close to my heart. It is very prevalent in my family and I have relatives who lost their lives, and are still fighting for theirs due to this horrible cancer.

I’d like to see some of the people who purchase those bracelets see what a breast cancer patient actually goes through. Maybe see a pre and post-op patient who has undergoes a lumpectomy or mastectomy. Show them the chemo and radiation treatments, how the patient looks and behaves before and after treatment. My aunt Mona has had breast cancer for the past nineteen years and thedoctors have leveled with her saying she’ll be getting chemo for the rest of her life. When you purchase those bracelets, think about that. Think about the true meaning behind breast cancer awareness, what it means, and what it does to people.

I’m not putting down this advertisement because it has been very successful, I just wish to see more meaning and thought behind it.

I’ve decided not to follow the crowd on this one, I’m sticking with one I got years ago that says “Share beauty, spread hope”.

Keep calm and carry on.

-Kendall





Just a quickie…if you know what I mean ;)

4 09 2010

I just had to say, I’ve found that I have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. It’s quite insane. I mean seriously, who wouldn’t get pumped hearing a song about going out and getting bloody wasted?





It was a happy 21st for Daniel

3 09 2010

Last weekend, my good friend Daniel turned 21. This crazy guy has been counting down since his 20th. I was really debating on what to get him. Then, it just came to me but I needed some help to accomplish it. I wanted to make a giant iPhone with applications and all. Each “application” was going to be a gift card to one of his favorite places.

It ended up being awesome, he loved it, and it turned out really nice. Here is how it went down…

1. Buy a black foam-poster board from your local craft store.

2. Outline the details that makes an iPhone an iPhone. I used pencil and went over it with a silver sharpie.

3. Now it’s time for the apps. I bought card stock at Joann, 5 for a dollar. You can’t get better than that.

After all of that, this came about.

It was surprisingly easy to make. It was a group gift made possible by a few of us. He loved it, which was very exciting.

This was my favorite “app”.

It isn’t my favorite just because it just happens to be a Starbucks gift card. The background is coffee beans! I was so excited!

And a surprise under each one…

Hope your weekend is swell!

-Kendall





Dirty, yet Sexy, Politics!

1 09 2010

Yes yes yes! Finally! Yesterday was the day! I had school, a dermatologist appointment, and then I went straight to Barnes and Noble to pick up my copy of Dirty Sexy Politics by the one and only Meghan McCain! I have been waiting quite a while for this. I’ve read about 50 pages, so far so good, I mean so fantastic! I must admit, from what I have read so far, it’s much different from what I predicted but I love it!

I was excited, can you tell?

It’s been so long!

-Kendall





Working on it!

22 08 2010

I am working on something really cool right now but I can’t post it yet because this certain thing is a big surprise and I can’t risk ruining it. I promise, you will love it when the time comes.

School starts tomorrow!

Happy trails!

Kendall





Julia Nunes!

11 08 2010

When I find someone new who seems pretty awesome, I become very enthralled. My new obsession is none other than Julia Nunes. She is an indie musician that had me at her rendition of Buttercup by The Foundations played on her ukulele. Since that day, I have seen just about every single one of her videos on youtube, some of them twice.

She is fantastic! You definitely need to check her out.

Buttercup is my number one favorite video of hers.

And Tubthumping is pretty fantastic as well.

P.S. Julia inspired me to learn how to play the ukulele, so I bought one. Pictures to come!





Ignorant, hypocritical Christians

5 08 2010

Yes, I said it. I love Jesus, He is my Lord and Savior. It is truly shameful to call myself a Christian. I am grouped in with the typical judgemental assholes that you see standing on podiums yelling through megaphones “Judgement is coming!”. It’s quite pathetic if you ask me.

Last night, I tweeted about the overturning of proposition 8. I am truly happy because this is the start of the movement toward the whole country being able to marry freely. My twitter is connected to my facebook, so this comment caused a bit of turmoil. My aunt and uncle attacked my faith asking how I could call myself a Christian and condone their sinful nature? Hmm. I condone your sinful nature, or just deal with it.

It’s such a close-minded view, I can’t stand it.  Your first ammendment clearly states: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.






Way to go Cali!

4 08 2010

I am so happy to say that proposition 8 was declraed unconstitutional in the state of California today courtesy of Judge Vaughn R. Walker. It’s about damn time! Let me qoute Matthew Ross on this one, “OMG! If EVER there was a time for a spontaneous musical number! Gather, gays & allies, & meet me in the streets!”. Next, let it be Florida!

For the record, I am fully supportive of gay marriage, albeit it’s not Biblical. If same-sex couples aren’t given the right to marry, they aren’t given the same rights because marriage comes with plenty of them. I am fully supportive of same-sex marriage and Jesus is my savior, yes people, it is possible.





Snuggie-fest!

3 08 2010

As you may all ready know, I just got back from a two month adventure working at a youth camp in the middle of BFE. It was a fabulous time. While at camp, I met some great people who I had something in common with…we are all proud snuggie-owners. Seriously, I don’t care how dorky it is, snuggies are the best.

At camp, every Friday was water day and our post-dinner activity was movie night in the gym. We’d all bring pillows and blankets and some would wear pajama pants. All I needed was my snuggie! Here are a few photos we got, the snuggie phenomenon is progressively moving forward.

Mine somewhat resembles a prom dress here.

Attempting to duplicate the cheesy infomercials

Bring your snuggie to a football game!

And last but not least, Shannon was one of my campers who was sporting her “snuggie for kids”.

I hope your summer was as fantastic as mine! Camp was a great experience, albeit I probably won’t return next year.

Toodles!

-Kendall





Dirty Sexy Politics and Marijuana

1 08 2010

Something I was thinking about today, does God really hate it when we smoke pot? In Genesis, it says “all seed-bearing plants I give to you”. Marijuana plants bear seeds so even though it’s illegal, He did give it to us. The word of God trumps the word of man, so therefore, pass me that joint. I’m no stoner, but I try to find justifications for smoking because if it was legal, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Another thing that is on my mind today…..Dirty Sexy Politics, Meghan McCain’s first book comes out on the 31st! I am really excited. She is fantastic. I read her posts on the Daily Beast every week and they keep getting better.

This was a pretty impromptu post with absolutely no point, but have a good day anyway!








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